So, at the end of Part 3, we were left with our heroine in a car on a cold night with a handsome man. They looked into each others’ eyes… they embraced… she gave him… her e-mail address.
I think that night was some time in December. After that night, there were no e-mails from Mr. Thor. Nothing at all, except the occasional shift together at work.
Mr. Thor and I worked with relatively few people at the Dirty Store – maybe 5 other people? So there were many, many opportunities for our co-workers to observe as our friendship developed. Two people told me that Mr. Thor had a crush on me, and I pulled off what I thought were the best performances of my life as I scoffed them away. “What? no… we’re just friends!”
I was smitten with this man. Totally undone. I could talk to him about things I could never talk to men about before. I could be completely honest with him. He listened to my stories and remembered the cast of characters. He was interesting, intelligent, clever, funny, and kind. He had a heart of gold.
And then, on January 14, 2008, I received an e-mail with the following subject line: “The Day You Never Thought Would Come!”
It was from him. Finally. Almost a month later.
He had a day off, and he was telling me all about what he did.
Read a book, sat outside, enjoyed the sun.
He sent me a link to a cool NASA website.
And then he said this.
“I’ll see you sometime this week I hope. By the time you read this you should be at
home and done with work, so enjoy your evening, have fun!
Hugs and Kisses,
I am as clueless as they come. Before Mr. Thor, I had never really even had one boyfriend. But, even I. Even I, who thought no guy would like her, ever, who thought love was for other people – even I realized that straight dudes do NOT SIGN E-MAILS LIKE THAT. Not if they are just writing to a co-worker/friend type person.
I forwarded this e-mail to my best friend from high school and said, “I’m gonna date him.”
And then I did. The end.
Just kidding. It’s a little bit more interesting than that.